I’ve clearly been watching too much QI lately; last night I had a dream that I was traveling around with Stephen Fry as though he were the Doctor and I was his companion, except we were doing more in the way of Documentary work than Saving the Earth work. We were in these ice caverns kind of exploring and we came cross this super cold pond in the middle of the caves and for whatever reason Stephen Fry and I started messing about on the slushy sort of slippery rocks in the pond, kind of joking and all and he sort of slid off his rock, only enough to get his toes wet and we were haha ohhh hahaha laughing about it.
And then I completely fell off my rock and got my fabulous winter suit all soaked, so Stephen Fry wrote me a note to the TAILOR’S, telling me to go get a new suit and tell them Stephen Fry sent me. So off I went and I’m about 99% sure that it was Jo Brand at the tailor shop, and she told me “Sorry, the tailor’s closed, if you have a really good reason they might open up for you.”
I said, “I fell in an ice pond while horsing around with Stephen Fry.”
She said, “No, sorry, try the gift shop.”
I said, “Fine, I’ll buy something really annoying and stupid to mess with Stephen Fry,” and then immediately found the disney section (because every gift shop has a disney section) and I was trying to look around for something that was both warm and infuriatingly silly, but couldn’t find anything.
Then I looked across the way and saw Stephen in the garden section, filming, and then he beckoned to me so I trundled over and walked along side him. Some woman stepped out of the bushes and handed me an old, yellow paper, like it’d been typed up on a typewriter about 50 years ago. It said that the BBC was WATCHING ME and if I left Stephen’s side again I’d lose my job, and I realized that I wasn’t his documentary companion, I was his BODYGUARD, and I REALLY NEEDED THIS JOB, so I made a solemn vow to the woman to never let him out of my sight again, and she took us to a roadhouse restaurant.
Okay guys! Having a sick kitty has put my funds way down, and I think it’s time I started offering commissions to you all to help support him! His special food and any subsequent vet visits are going to be costly, and require at least an hour’s drive away from where I live.
I dreamt that I died and was wandering around as a ghost and for a while I was actually pretty content about this, like being a ghost was so much easier than being a living human.
But then I thought about what my boyfriend would think when he found out I was a ghost and so my brain reversed the storyline of the dream and it turns out I wasn’t dead, just doing the snazzy Out of Body thing.
For the past few days my country has been devastated with flood and I lost almost all of my things and my home is partially underwater and wrecked. We’re in a tough spot but luckily I was able to save my laptop and tablet so I’ll be opening commissions to slowly earn back…
Oh man these are absolutely precious. And a super good price for a super good cause from a super good artist.